Doom HQ

2006-09-02T22:25:00.000-07:00

SEASON 1 FINALLY WRAPS UP!!!

Yep we finally posted it on teh studio site. The higher res version will be posted later, as Youtube won't accept anything over 10 minutes I may start posting to Google. Who knows what that may lead to.

Go to http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/105913 for all the thrills chills and surprises in our final installment of the season WRAP UP OF DOOM!!!

You may note Delivery of Doom has been removed to make way for this episode. You can still catch it on Youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZt8_OBUXJE

Hopefully this season ender will not disapoint!
I'll update no and then on plans but expect to see the start of next season in November or December.

Until then... courage!!

2006-09-02T22:17:00.000-07:00

NOW YOU TOO CAN BECOME AN OFFICIAL JR MEMBER

Thanks to one of our fans Known as The Monk (AKA Uncle Monk) We now have an official membership card. Pretty spiffy eh?

Now you too can join the hoard and it won't cost you all the money in the world!!

Simply add your photo and Name and you become a Jr member with all the perks and privledges.

The membership is free to the first 100 members!!! (and likely anyone else because we're pretty sure 100 is really stretching it)

2006-08-17T11:24:00.000-07:00

NOW FOR THE IMPORTANT QUESTION!!

"When is episode 6 coming out?!?!"

Well that is the $4,000,000,000,000,000.00 Question now isn't it? Right now Episode 6 is development Hell! Sorry to say we are delayed on the story and structure. A few ideas have come and dropped so it has made it quite hard to get this baby wrapped up. Perhaps we shouldn't have read some reviews which have made us question certain directions we were going in.

There have even been some scenes shot but with more ideas floating around, it may mean we'll have to go back to the drawing board.

Worst of all is the pressure from Kingpengvin make a Funky movie.

Brother, the DOOM LEGION is not Funky! We don't even exude a singal ounce of funk! For that he wants to put us on the back burner.

The nerve!

But do not despair we will be up and running in a few weeks!!

As we prevailed over the pathetic yowman Joe we shall defeat the creators of our adventures!!!

Screen shots to follow!

2006-08-10T11:14:00.000-07:00

ASK BLACK GUPPY

welcome once again gentle reader. I have had very few letters this week but one person who wished to remain anonymous did send me this little gem.

"Dear Black Guppy, I had a strange man come to my door the other day asking me a bout pirates and Ramen noodles. He said he wasn't collecting just spreading the word... What up with that?"

I'll ignore the poor grammar of the last sentence (Use is or 's next time dunderhead!!). What you have encountered is a Pastaferian. They are essentially harmless followers of the The Flying spaghetti Monster.

These wistful folk follow the teachings of a certain miscreant who, to prove a point about how intelligent Design theory was a disguise for Creationism, invented an alternate theory on the creation of earth he thought should be taught in schools in Kansas.

The FSM created the earth and loves Pirates (Who doesn't) Followers of the religion refer to themselves as Pastafarians and end theory prayers with Ramen. There is also a quaint thereory how global warming is linked to the decline of pirates in the world but that is already a given.

I could go on and on but, as a certain person around the Doom HQ is, in fact, a Pastaferian I don't want to give them that much time.

Keep sending in your letters. I get so lonely!!

Black Guppy!

2006-08-09T09:03:00.000-07:00

GRAND DOOM LEGION CONTEST!!

Whoo boy we've opened a contest for TMO users to enjoy the doom Legion even more.

Here are the rules:
1) The Contest is open to all TMO members. All people who enter the draw must have reviewed at least 1 of the films in the series. Also there must be at least 15 entrants for the draw to be fair so If you are interested let your friends and other Movie Makers Know! Only 1 entry per person.

2) Send A PM to me with your answers to the questions Also post that you have entered the contest on this Thread!

3) The people who get All the correct answers get entered into a draw 3) The Draw is done Aug 31st and will be announced

4) Winners will be able to collect their prizes Aug 31st

5) Prizes may be transfered only with written consent of B Movie StudiosOK Now for the Fabulous prizes

The Grand Prize 1 st Prize: The Doom Legion Season 1 DVD. Yep that's right I'm creating a DVD of the entire 1st season as well as some nifty extras and even artwork.The Grand Prize winner will have this mailed to them (regular boring post... I ain't rich!)A collectors item to be sure!

2nd Prize: V/O by the King Himself. for Two of your films!! Yep I'm offering a free V/O for 2 films of your choice or will do multiple characters in one of your films

3rd Prize: V/O by King Pengvin for One of your films Oh yeah If you have one character you need a voice for You got it

4th Prize: 15, 000 Vcs... Yep that boring.

5th Prize: 5, 000 Vcs.

So What the heck are you waiting for....
Oh yeah the Questions!!!
Here they are:

1) What are the two errors in the Opening Narration and visuals in Episode 3?

2) What seems to be Queen Insectoid's main hobby?

3) What is Gorilla Gob watching on TV in Episode 1?

4) What Kind of vehicle is the Futuremobile and what is the licence plate #?

5) What is the powersource of the Mecha Doom Bringer monster Robot?

6) What percentage of the Mecha Doom bringer monster Robot is not made of Plastic?

7) How many bullets are fired in Episode 5.

8 ) In which episode do we learn "no animals were harmed in making the program"

GOOD LUCK!!! And don't forget to keep Visiting Doom HQ for all things doom (but not the answers you sneaks!!)

2006-08-07T07:26:00.000-07:00

THE END DOOM

The guys have told me not to say anything.... and I promissed I wouldn't but it is so hard.... and the news is so... tellable!!! ARRRGHHH EEEK!!

ok here goes.

It seems that withing a week possibly two the Doom legion will wrap up its first season!!! We intend to make it a dilly which will wrap up everything and there will be a death. I'm not allowwed to tell you but.. Its gonna a be.....urk!!

Sorry folks It seems our friend the Tattler was accidentally struck on the head with a crow bar and can not complete this article. More to follow. Have a Nice Day

Gorrilla Gob

2006-08-03T06:15:00.000-07:00

ASK BLACK GUPPY

Greetings and fillicitations.

Black Guppy here to commiserate and delve into the queries I have received over the last few days. I must say it was a great joy to receive all one of your questions and I look forward to more in our future correspondences.

As to the question at hand.
docontheweb asks: "Black Guppy how did you get to join the rag tag group of villains that is the Doom Legion"

The Answer is quite simple, really. My good friend, and confidant, Major Insanity received an invitation from Rex Ruthless, via post, which stated that if there were any other villains of his caliber out there he should invite them to the initial meeting.

At the time I was busy trying to plant explosives on the undersea dome of Atlantis so that I could force the Atlantians to accept my rule as undisputed leader and overlord of the sea.

Unfortunately, I was thwarted at the last minute when the cell phone call from the Major set off my explosives a little early. Luckily I was able to escape my sea craft before it was destroyed.

Without money or means, I was forced to accept the invitation with the hopes that one day I could steal enough cash from this Legion to fund my operations in the sea.

Hope that answers your question.

Please keep sending your questions on anything you feel like (such as Why is the sky blue etc) I am quite capable of answering them all.

Until next time...

Black Guppy.

2006-07-31T06:25:00.000-07:00

AT LAST, Finally!

Episode 5 has been completed and what an episode! Gun fire car crashed and "special Guest stars" Whew!
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/99628

According to my initial comments on the TMOA with Roger an Ken there were only supposed to be 6 episodes that means I have one episode to wrap everything up!

Let's see Frosty has amnesia, Rex has a giant robot sitting somewhere in the middles of the city and then we have this episode's events....and what about Mother Ruthless?!?!?! That is a lot of loose strings to tie.

Unfortunately B Movie Studios is running out of space.... I have enough for a 7 to 8 minute wrap up! So I have some tough choices. Either end it at episode 6, find more spce, or delete a few films, including ERNIES SECRET. (Our best performing film!!!)

Tell you what fans.. Let me know and I'll abide by your decision. Either way there won't be a new episode for at least two weeks! Stay tuned updates to follow...

2006-07-30T07:27:00.000-07:00

NOT COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

Yikes!!

Looks like we're behind schedual for the latest release but I promise you it is worth the wait
To satiate you I have a few captures from the episode.

As you can see it will be quite the thrill ride for Gorilla Gob and Black Guppy!

Stay tuned and if I'm lucky I might come out soon!

2006-07-28T05:50:00.000-07:00

Latest Ha Ha Happenings!!!

Hee heh hee! I'm in a good mood today. Better than when I accidentally plugged Future Boy into the 220 volt dryer plug. There is a new episode coming out some time this weekend. Best yet I think I'm not in it.

Why does that make me happy? Well because I don't have to look like a fool with the other idiots. So what is it about?

If you are here reading this then you want spoilers....

Don't you?

This is a hint to stop reading, moron.

Heh heh heh

It seems that While Mr. Frosty was getting his memory wiped by a few cluster bombs a few other Legionares took it upon themselves to build up on our Universe conquest fund... Tune in this weekend to find out who and what.

By the way if you pay close attention the next few episodes have a pulp Fiction feel... No we don't %&#%& swear and drop pop culture references in an attempt to be hip. Instead we are structuring the story line in a non linear fashion.

Also for the very first time we have two guest stars Roger and The Monk! So it will be a very special episode due Sunday!

Stay tuned, or die!!!

Major Insanity

2006-07-27T17:05:00.000-07:00

2006-07-27T06:00:00.000-07:00

ASK BLACK GUPPY!

Today we launch the first interactive parts of the Headquarters. You can leave comments to ask Black Guppy anything you want. Be it about the Doom Legion or life in general.
simply leave your question in the comments section and on Fridays Black Guppy will answer any and all questions.
So ask Away!!
B Movie Studios

2006-07-26T04:58:00.000-07:00

HAW HAW HAW!!

Well it seems Mr Frosty is in for some big trouble in the latest Episode of Doom Legion.
Robot of Doom was released last night and it has the most explosions and gun fire than any episode before it. Of course, no episode before it had explosions so it isn't much of a milestone.

We expect to have all four episodes uploaded to Youtube by the weekend so that you can watch a higher resolution version of the films.

SO I guess I can leave the usual cliffhanger questions:
Will Mr Frosty survive?
Will Rex use his Robot to conquer the world?
Will anyone actually see this Blog?

Tune in and find out!!

2006-07-25T08:07:00.000-07:00

I knew this would happen...

I Baron Von Future, man from the year 3000, have the pleasure to introduce the latest two features of the Doom legion. Of course I knew these would come out, because, in my time line, they came out 1000 years ago and, of course, are ancient history.

I have already seen all 22 seasons of DOOM LEGION and know that only the first 10 were worth watching. In fact, I know that there were only a total of 8 people on the planet who ever watched the adventures of the Legion, and 6 of them were friends and family of the Kingpengvin who were forced to watch it. Talk about evil diabolical methods of torture.

Still, I guess I should announce that Episode 2 (where my beautiful visage can be seen on the front page) and Episode 3 are now online and available to watch at the B Movie Studio spot and soon will be added to Youtube. I'm not sure why I bother as I know, for a fact, that they will languish in obscurity. At least until the great Gates Internet wars of 2016, of course I'm telling too much.

Oh yes, and it seems there will be a delay in the upcoming 4th episode due to voice problems with one of the actors...Don't worry, I've already seen it years ago and you won't notice which one.

Still, stay tuned for I shall return with my new weekly column Baron Von Future Predicts... where, slowly, I will reveal the horrible fate which awaits this race of puny primitive humans based on the questions you backward cave dwellers send me.

Until then, Be afraid and keep looking to the future!!

Futuristicaly yours,
Baron Von Future, Man from the year 3000

2006-07-24T11:44:00.000-07:00

Welcome Fool!

Prepare to be horrified and tremble before the Might of the Doom Legion!
This is the home space for the greatest webspace on the planet.... Well at least the only one we could afford after rent, fire extinguishers, doggie treats and munchies were taken from the kitty of Doom!

I, Rex Ruthless, am announcing that this is the official Headquarters of Doom! Actually it is called Doom HQ because we were forced to do a Vote and My suggestion was vetoed by Mr Frosty (The Punk!) On the bright side we didn't go with Major Insanity's suggestion "The Pretty petty poesy place of daffoldiles and Doom"

Where was I?

Oh Yes here is where you shall find all things Doom! Learn about upcoming Doom events, link to Doom Video and of course hear from Me, Rex Ruthless! First I'd advise you to check out our first Video "DOOM LEGION: origin of Doom" on Youtube. Do so and see how we formed our wonderful Legion.

What? You know nothing of the Doom Legion!?!?

Well we are a group of 8 (9 if you include Wondermutt) of the worlds worst villains (You know now that I think about it that description could make us look bad....hmmmm) Dedicated to the total conquest of the entire Universe.

We are temporarily living in my Mothers Basement in an undisclosed location (I KNOW YOU LAW AND ORDER TYPES ARE TRYING TO KEEP TABS) in Pleasantown. Soon we will amass enough wealth and power to move out, but you know how tough times are. We blew most of our Doom Headquarters fund on a Kegger for BlackGuppy's birthday last month. (What a blast)

As an insignificant side note the documentaries of Doom are done by a hack named Kingpengvin using Lionhead's [b]The Movies![/b] you can find his other pathetic works on his studio page but I'd advise you steer clear as only The Doom Legion Merrits your attention.

Until Next Time Tremble before the Might of Doom!

Your Buddy Rex Ruthless